I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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