Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
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