I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
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I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
the liver wants what the liver wants
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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