hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just want to make out with him forever
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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