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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.

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• (716): View more from New York

  And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  we need to stop having unprotected sex.

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  ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds

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• (310): View more from California

  That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground

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• (858): View more from California

  Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever

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• (406): View more from Montana

  OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness

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