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Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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