I'm jealous of your bromance
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
we should paint friendship bongs
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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