My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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