Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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