She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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