dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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