I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just want nice things and good sex
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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