Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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