just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
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See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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