I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Rumble strips road head = magical
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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