Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
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i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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