I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
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Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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