No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
