My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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