You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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