Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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