covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize
