you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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