What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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