I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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