hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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