I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
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I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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