I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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