STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
You pole danced in your parka.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
