They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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