So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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