We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Holy shit dude........stairs
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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