Will you blow on my dice?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize