I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
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Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
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I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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