HIV tests are more positive than that guy
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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