yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I just want to make out with him forever
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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