Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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