I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
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You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
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A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
So here I am, sexting at work.
I have post one night stand depression
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