And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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