i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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