David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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