I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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