isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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