Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️