My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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