Yo dont text me then not text me
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
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My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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