Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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