He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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