Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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