I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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