and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
No subtext here. People are naked.
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Spinning.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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