Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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