Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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