community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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