That's intense
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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