Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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