so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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