I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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