i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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