What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
now i know why i became what i already was.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
