Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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