It's like God shit irony all over that family
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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