your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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